Friday, January 16, 2009

Uncovered Variety

_ Maybe the iBreath is something we should invest in? (And it looks like a fun party gadget.) If not then this could work too.

_ Martians!

_ Giraffes have all-male orgies. So do bottlenose dolphins, killer whales, gray whales, and West Indian manatees. Japanese macaques, on the other hand, are ardent lesbians...whoa what? Giraffe orgies?!? How does that even happen? Evolution and homosexuality, maybe Darwin was wrong.

_ An 11 year old terrorist? Really? Yet another example of why Gitmo must close and how our government has abused its power.

_ Our world may be a giant hologram. This hurt my brain after reading.

_ My dowry would be bigger than 100 cases of Corona, 50 cases of Modelo, 100 cases of soda and two cases of wine, topped off with six cases of beef.

_ Iranian Cleric sex tape! Ew. Where is the eye clorox when I need it?

_ Eyecandy. (A little NSFWish)

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