Uncovered Variety

_ Hide your Jungle Janes. Is there a SVU for inflatables? Would that be SBU (Special Baloon Unit?) A blow-up doll sex bandit "has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley."

_ The way it should be! It's called separation of church and state. Clergy members are refusing to sign marriage licenses for any couple until they are able to sign the document for any couple, gay or straight. The Rev. Pam Shepherd came up with the idea after realizing she was inadvertently contributing to discrimination against gay and lesbian couples.

_ Bushed! Where we stand as "he's about to dash out the door." And I thought my bank account was bleak.

_ Yikes! I saw that horrible SCI-FI movie about a supervolcano, is this the beginning? Hundreds of earthquakes rippled through Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, in late December and early January, prompting fears that the shaking might trigger dangerous steam explosions.

_ How come I didn't look like this when I was a swimmer?