Thankfully the suckfest that is Supersuckstars of Dance sucked so much (it was like watching a one legged tranny play Dance Dance Revolution...that ain't good) that we decided to tune in to anything else, which happened to be the Blech-elor (Chris' idea...the guy is hot but the girls...ugh.) I refuse to watch the Bachelor so I played WOW (shut up) until it was over. The "real reason" we watched it was because it was the lead in show for the new True Beauty.
True Beauty is a Tyra Banks/Ashton Kucher production that puts these really obnoxious "beautiful" people together so they can cute battle each other to the top. The twist is that there are all these hidden cameras to catch their "true beauty," like opening other contestant files when no one is around or helping a guy open the door when his hands are full.
Genius.
There is nothing better than tossing a group of self absorbed, narcissistic, egotistic, conceited, self-centered assholes into a house and having them fight it out. During the course of the episode the contestants are told in one fashion or another that they are not all that. Tonight they were measured for the scientific definition of beauty (you know symmetry and all that) which inevitably leads to a beautiful meltdown. In the end as they kick one of these idiots out, they show the loser clips of their assholiness throughout the show. Awesome. This also leads to a bit of nasty bitchiness, also awesome.
Also funny, watching the joy on Vanessa Minnillo's face (one of the hosts) as she tells them that true beauty comes from within, i.e. "You're ugly bitch, get out!" Ha!
We'll be catching this again.
We give it an "Easter Chocolate Bunny...hollow on the inside and oh so yummy on the out."
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