Overheard...

...in the toy aisle at Target. Feel free to act it out with your friends.

Redneck Mom: Oh no they're out of Barbies, what are we going to do.
Redneck Dad: Get her that one.
(points to the African American Barbie)
Redneck Mom: (in a loud side whisper) We can't get her THAT one (looks around) its blaaaaack.
Redneck Dad: Well what do we do?
Redneck Mom: Let's just tell her its a "Real Tan Barbie."

***WTF! Really?!? Like it would be a bad thing to own an African American Barbie. Fucking racists, I wanted to kick them both in the shins. Merry KKKristmas...dickheads.