Oh Wyoming part 1

Seen during last minute Christmas shopping (at Pamida):
11 people with bad frosted tips 
4 camo outfits (on people not the rack)
7 busy bad perms
3 people wearing antlers (oh how cute)
18 people wearing Santa hats (even my dad, who doesn't notice or care much about anything said, 

"Wow sure are a lot of Santa hats, eh?"
1 out of town gay (beside me...you can just tell)
And a partidge in a pear tree.