Michael Jackson Medley

I am so impressed with this kid...and a bit jealous that he can sing and is clearly smarter than me.

I Want a Banana Costume

When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best

From my husband.

Flippy Bouncy Sexy Beast

The guy is an amazing Flippy Bouncy Sexy Beast! He should be some new ninja super hero.

After the Credits

Another movie post...this site tells you if there is more movie after the credits. This makes me happy cause I usually have to pee.

MovieStinger

Everything's Better When Everyone's Gay

This made me laugh...I really liked "ass-a-ma-doodles" and cork-"screw-ma-diggers"

I Gotta Pee

Someone has made this site just for me I am sure. I can barely make it through a movie without having to pee (might have something to do with the gigantic Diet Pepsi I always get) and now I can find out when the best time to sneak off to the toilet.

Runpee 

Brrrr

I am a bit fascinated by this blog.

"Welcome to the 21st century. In these times, a person who is isolated at the South Pole still can write and publish a blog that the whole world can read..."

Freeze Dried Engineer

Ghetto Names

So funny. I love Watermelondrea.

There Are Zombies On My Law-awn

I kind of love this stupid little song for the game Plants vs. Zombies and it sticks in my head for the WHOLE day. Which means I sound a little ridiculous singing in public "There's a zombie on your law-awn, we don't want zombies on the lawn." I kind of want it on my iPhone. I bought the game and it is totally a fun little time waster.

What I Should Wear on Satyr-day

Hmmm...
1. How do I get a pair of these?
2. Where would I wear them?

Gay 101

I love the animation in this.

Lucky's Funeral

This is too cute. I love that Dad tosses Mom under the bus a few times.

Womanizer Sign Language

Who knew sign language could be so cute?

Morning Wood

When I stumbled on this site I had to laugh out loud.

Oh the pain of waking up with a full bladder and the sail at full mast. Men know...it is nearly impossible to pee down when the hose is pointing up and most often we end up pissing all over the toilet, the wall, the cat, the floor, ourselves, the dog, a pretty plant given as a housewarming present (I kid).

I hope that one day I walk in on Chris like this.



Other creative solutions. Oh these might be a little NSFWish.

State of Porn

What a bunch of hypocrites, "Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama. Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage."

Full article.

Who You Gonna Call?

This is a fun waste of time. You can watch web cams from haunted places in hopes of catching a glimpse of something paranormal. That would be awesome. I love all that scary, haunted, alien, halloweeny, make me jump kind of stuff. In fact no less than three times a week I jump out at Chris from behind a door or from under the bed or from inside the closet. He doesn't think it's funny, I do. I usually get a big scream and as I'm doubled over with laughter he slaps me...its totally worth getting smacked.

If you can't find me this afternoon, I'll be looking for ghosts.

Star Wars

Retold by someone who hasn’t seen it but has only seen snippets.

Uncovered Variety

_ Maybe the iBreath is something we should invest in? (And it looks like a fun party gadget.) If not then this could work too.

_ Martians!

_ Giraffes have all-male orgies. So do bottlenose dolphins, killer whales, gray whales, and West Indian manatees. Japanese macaques, on the other hand, are ardent lesbians...whoa what? Giraffe orgies?!? How does that even happen? Evolution and homosexuality, maybe Darwin was wrong.

_ An 11 year old terrorist? Really? Yet another example of why Gitmo must close and how our government has abused its power.

_ Our world may be a giant hologram. This hurt my brain after reading.

_ My dowry would be bigger than 100 cases of Corona, 50 cases of Modelo, 100 cases of soda and two cases of wine, topped off with six cases of beef.

_ Iranian Cleric sex tape! Ew. Where is the eye clorox when I need it?

_ Eyecandy. (A little NSFWish)

Uncovered Variety

_ Hide your Jungle Janes. Is there a SVU for inflatables? Would that be SBU (Special Baloon Unit?) A blow-up doll sex bandit "has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley."

_ The way it should be! It's called separation of church and state. Clergy members are refusing to sign marriage licenses for any couple until they are able to sign the document for any couple, gay or straight. The Rev. Pam Shepherd came up with the idea after realizing she was inadvertently contributing to discrimination against gay and lesbian couples.

_ Bushed! Where we stand as "he's about to dash out the door." And I thought my bank account was bleak.

_ Yikes! I saw that horrible SCI-FI movie about a supervolcano, is this the beginning? Hundreds of earthquakes rippled through Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, in late December and early January, prompting fears that the shaking might trigger dangerous steam explosions.

_ How come I didn't look like this when I was a swimmer?