Twink Fucker

Another mini rant about my Administrative Ass-sistant (the same one who loves to hand me fucking stupid unusable labels.) I have to mass email the congregation and I maintain the email addresses. Visitors are asked if they want to receive this mass email and are instructed to put their email address on a pad. The Ass-sistant is supposed to type that up and send it to me. I wonder if her head is permanently in her ass cause clearly she pays no fucking attention to what she is typing.
Here are few of the email addresses she has sent to me:

twinkfucker@hotmail.com - WTF? Really? Swear to God that she sent this to me this morning. Now maybe she doesn't know what a twink is (of course I do, but that is cause I am a giant homo) but how did she miss the fucker part? Maybe I should try it out and see if it is real, "Dear Twinkfucker, Why would you ever want to fuck a twink?"

cocks@cox.coxx - Dumb ass there isn't even a .coxx out there (yet.)

joe@vagina.com - Yep, joe@vagina.com. Gross "Joe." I like triple cocks (what good fag doesn't) but at vagina? Not so much.

This is all kind of funny because someone is clearly fucking with us (and I would love to meet them,) but I cannot believe she wastes her time sending me this shit.